Are you celebrating christmas this year? Nope? Are you celebrating kwanzaa nope? Well, what are you celebrating survive in 2020.? That sounds about right. You guys it’s been a crazy week in america. Let’s find out what happened. Okay, national christmas tree day was this week because there’s no more fitting tradition for 2020 than unnecessarily killing something a controversial christmas card from 1843 was put up for sale last week, which features a woman holding a glass of red wine up to a child’s mouth. It’s bad, but not as bad as megan kelly’s christmas card. Remember when she said that yep he’s white, I don’t care he’s white and I don’t care who knows it: hey megan huh be black! No, what a weird hill to die on, but okay, the supreme court this week denied a request from republicans to overturn the results of the presidential election in pennsylvania, issuing a one-sentence denial. That sentence was boy. If you’ll get your stupid ass out of here. Let’s see if it worked, the video live streaming service. Twitch has announced that it will ban images of the confederate flag, blackface and swastikas, while facebook will start offering them as filters had to get off facebook. I mean that is actually going to happen. It will zuckerberg’s like that’s a good idea. Someone at home is like that’s a great way to make a bajillion dollars. 74 of people reached by new jersey’s contact. Tracers have been uncooperative. I’m not surprised. People in new jersey don’t cooperate with anything. They don’t even cooperate with slaves. I don’t believe in them [Laughter]. What are you talking about arm? Chokers, look at these guns get out of here [Laughter]. We found something tarrick and I are bad at [Laughter], new jersey and I’m from new jersey. You are from new jersey. It should be hey. This is what we talk like out there. Oh no! No! I do not think that that is true. Actress, felicity huffman turned 58 years old this week, but she got it reduced to 54 years for good behavior. I feel bad for nothing and finally, according to early research, the coronavirus may be linked to men, developing erectile dysfunction, which can only mean one thing: we’ll have a cure for it by tomorrow, and that’s it for the monologue, but that’s not it for the news cause man do. I have some fun news. Okay, after tonight we have one more episode of the amber ruffin show this year and then guess what we’re coming back after the new year with more episodes yay, I’m so excited, hey tarek. Are you busy next year? I am now that’s what I thought now. The other big news of this week is that, after months of experiments and clinical trials, new york city will receive its first doses of the coronavirus vaccine. This tuesday, the city will only receive a few doses, though so they’ll be reserved, for I got it. What I got the vaccine, sarah, that’s impossible, they’re, only giving the first doses to essential workers, yeah essential workers like healthcare professionals and nursing home residents, and talk, show sidekicks you’re, not an essential worker tarik. Of course, I am. My work is essential to this show. If I wasn’t here to ambulably chuckle at your jokes, who knows what would happen, watch tell a joke. The u.s coast guard issued a warning in hawaii. After over 1 000 shipping containers fell off of a ship. The warning was hey, look out for all those shipping containers falling off that ship. Okay. Okay, now tell it again. The us coast guard issued a warning in hawaii. After over 1 000 shipping containers fell off a ship. The warning was hey, look out for all those shipping containers falling off that ship, okay, you’re essential. Thank you now that that’s settled we here at the amber ruffin show because of the pandemic, we’re stuck in the studio all the time, but this week we actually have a few extra minutes, so I thought it might be nice to get outside for once. So we’re just gonna go for it. It’s a segment called. Let’s go see new york, okay, we are going to go outside man. This is gonna, be great. We’re gonna, go see the rockefeller center christmas tree and maybe we’ll find another baby owl, and if we do I’m gonna name him. Cletus owls have a similar, wise energy to all black men, so we’re gonna go outside, I’m so excited okay. So now I haven’t been to times square in like 500 years, and it makes me feel seen to see that elmo, that’s always in times square. He looks like he’s been through a lot and I’m always like girl same because very relatable. Okay, we are going to go outside, maybe we’ll even get on the subway. Oh, my god, I haven’t been on the subway in like 50 years. I actually really miss the adrenaline of yelling, hey hold that door and then no one holds anything okay. We are going outside now. If I’m feeling really brave, I might even get a new york. Hot dog really have like the full tourist experience and ruin my trip by getting food poisoning we’re gonna go outside. Oh my gosh. I wonder if soho or dumbo house is open, maybe I’ll stop by, I miss being told I’m not cool enough to join and being yelled at for using my phone. Okay, I’m all ready! Now, let’s go see new york. First, stop wait! What happened? We ran out of time to do the segment. Oh well. We must have a few seconds left right. We do but you’re going to need them to take all that. [ __ ] off you.